I am being forced to look at the Stasi FSA website again. I came across this classic:
"These pages are for you if you are a financial adviser and want to find out how the FSA regulates you and what’s going on in your sector."
What! I know exactly what's going in my 'sector' you bunch of bureaucratic fuckwits. It's you that has absolutely no idea what's going on - anywhere in any sector. And if you do turn up and find out what is going on, you just fuck it up.